So, you found the secret entrance. Congratulations! Now, you get to experience the infinite loop of bureaucratic red tape. Welcome to the world's most inefficient, soul-sucking, mind-numbing, and utterly delightful government agency: INFINITE REGRESS!
Our mission is simple: We'll make you wait. In circles. Forever.
But don't worry, it's not like you'll ever get bored or lose your will to live. No, no, no. Our level 2 agents are trained in the art of making you feel like you're going nowhere, fast.
And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try navigating to level 3 for an added layer of frustration and existential dread!