Don't Say We Didn't Warn You: Wormhole Safety Tips

As a traveler through the wormhole, you're probably going to get lost. Like, it's just a matter of time. But don't worry, we're here to help! (Sort of.)

• Bring a map. Or a compass. Or a GPS. Or a Ocarina of Adria. Just bring something.
• Don't trust your instincts. They're probably wrong.
• Learn to appreciate the art of making small talk with the local fauna. It's a skill.
• Avoid large, loud noises. They're just going to attract unwanted attention.
• Don't try to take selfies. Trust us, you won't be smiling.

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