Don't Say We Didn't Warn You: Wormhole Safety Tips
As a traveler through the wormhole, you're probably going to get lost. Like, it's just a matter of time. But don't worry, we're here to help! (Sort of.)
- Bring a map. Or a compass. Or a GPS. Or a Ocarina of Adria. Just bring something.
- Don't trust your instincts. They're probably wrong.
- Learn to appreciate the art of making small talk with the local fauna. It's a skill.
- Avoid large, loud noises. They're just going to attract unwanted attention.
- Don't try to take selfies. Trust us, you won't be smiling.
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