In a shocking turn of events, the Ministry of Redundancy has decreed that every decision must be justified by at least 7 iterations of unnecessary documentation.
This is not a drill. All reports, memos, and meeting notes must now include a minimum of 7 bullet points explaining why something is being done in the first place.
Learn more about the intricacies of Mandate 3, Submandate 7, and how it affects your daily routine.
Don't bother trying to appeal this decision. The Minister has already appointed a task force to review all appeals and provide 7 additional justifications for their rejection.