Welcome to the Quantum Vibration Prophets, where we predict the future with an unsettling amount of accuracy. Our team of experts use ancient techniques of quantum mechanics and a pinch of magic to foresee the next big thing.
Our prophets are the best in the business, and we're not just talking about your average, run-of-the-mill, new-age mystic. No, our prophets have degrees from top-secret universities and have spent years studying the mysteries of the universe.
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