Technique 1: Making a Messy Sitemap
Bob's Visual Techniques is proud to present its first and most infamous technique: Making a Messy Sitemap. This technique involves using a combination of bright colors and chaotic layout to make your website look like it was designed by a drunk person who just threw a bunch of paint cans on the wall.
Step 1: Choose a color that will blind your users.
Step 2: Use a font that is as ugly as possible.
Step 3: Add random images and icons to make it look like a ransom note.
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until your users have a headache.
And that's it! Congratulations, you now have a sitemap that will make users question their life choices.
Step 1: Choose a color that will blind your users
Step 2: Use a font that is as ugly as possible
Step 3: Add random images and icons to make it look like a ransom note