Level 4: The Dark Arts of Procrastination

Where the art of doing nothing is taken very seriously.

At Level 4, you will learn the advanced techniques of:

• Efficiently browsing cat videos for hours
• Mastering the art of making excuses for why you're not working
• Crafting the perfect procrastination-induced stress headache

You will be tested on your ability to:

• Watch cat videos for 5 hours straight without blinking
• Convince your boss that your lack of productivity is due to a sudden onset of cat hair allergies
• Perfect the art of nodding off while still looking alert

Upon completion of Level 4, you will be granted access to:

Level 5: The Procrastinator's Paradise

Or, if you fail, you will be sent back to Level 1 to relive the agony of doing actual work.