A-to-Z: The End of the Alphabet, and the End of Sanity

A - A is for Apatel, the world's greatest apologist B - B is for Bureaucracy, the government of the future C - C is for Cthulhu, the Great Old One D - D is for Dadaism, the art of confusing people E - E is for Eeyore, the lovable donkey F - F is for Fjord, the Norwegian ninja G - G is for Genghis, the Khan who never was H - H is for Hydra, the many-headed monster I - I is for Iggy, the Igloo-dweller J - J is for Jester, the court fool K - K is for Kudzu, the vine of doom L - L is for Leviathan, the sea monster M - M is for Minotaur, the half-man half-bull N - N is for Nessus, the flying snake O - O is for Ophelia, the tragic heroine P - P is for Pterodactyl, the flying lizard Q - Q is for Quasimodo, the hunchback R - R is for Rhizome, the fungal terror S - S is for Siren, the sea nymph T - T is for Troll, the cave dweller U - U is for Uruk, the giant V - V is for Vampire, the bloodsucker W - W is for Werewolf, the lycan X - X is for Xerxes, the king of kings Y - Y is for Yttr, the ancient one Z - Z is for Zombie, the undead