OTHER ISSUE 1: THE GREAT COOKIE JAR DEBACLE OF 2023

On 2023-02-15, our cookie jar, "Balthazar McSnackface", was involved in a tragic incident involving a rogue cookie and a poorly secured lid. The resulting mess was catastrophic, with crumbs scattered across the kitchen floor and a faint scent of despair lingering in the air.

Reported by: Cookie Jar Maintenance (CJM) on 2023-02-15

Causes of this incident:

Resolution Status: Pending

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