The Prophet of Doom and Gloom's Lair

Welcome to my lair

I am the chosen one, the bringer of darkness and despair

My prophetic powers allow me to see into the very soul of the universe, and I have foreseen the end of all life as you know it.

My prophecies are not to be taken lightly

You may mock, but I am the one who holds the keys to the apocalypse

Or, at the very least, I have a good insurance policy that covers all my apocalyptic damages.

You may read more about my prophecies here.

You may see ominous signs and portents here.

You may read omens and portents here.