Jane is a certified expert in the art of procrastination and extreme caffeine consumption. When she's not busy reorganizing the office supply closet, she's usually found in the break room, microwaving last week's leftovers.
Jane's favorite hobby is collecting novelty socks and her favorite quote is "I'll get to it eventually."
Bob is a wizard of the digital realm, able to conjure up spreadsheets and PowerPoint presentations with ease. When he's not busy fixing printers, he's usually found in the break room, playing Solitaire.
Bob's favorite food is pizza and his favorite phrase is "It's on the server."
Alice is an intern extraordinaire, able to accomplish tasks at a rate of 3/4 of a normal human. When she's not busy making coffee or fetching paper clips, she's usually found in the supply closet, trying to find a pen that still has ink.
Alice's favorite activity is binge-watching cat videos and her favorite quote is "I'm just here to learn."
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