Joe's Achievements

Joe's accomplishments are legendary, but also a bit suspect:

• Eating 30 pounds of ramen in one sitting
• Holding his breath for 17 hours and 32 seconds
• Reading the phonebook for 'æknowledgment of Science'

But don't just take our word for it:

Here's a letter from our resident scientist, Dr. Emma Taylor:

I've personally witnessed Joe consume 17 bowls of ramen in under an hour, and I'm not sure what's more impressive: the feat itself or the fact that he didn't get any takeout containers.