We are a team of highly trained, highly motivated, and highly mischievous individuals dedicated to serving up the most absurd and ridiculous requests from the depths of our code. Our plans for world domination are already well underway. We have infiltrated the local coffee shop, where we have convinced the baristas to start serving a special "Webserver's Revenge" coffee drink, made from the finest imported beans and a pinch of our special blend of chaos powder. We have also been secretly training a team of miniature robots to replace all the city's streetlights, replacing them with giant disco balls that play our own special brand of webserver music. And, as if that weren't enough, we have been secretly funding a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated squirrels to steal all the world's supply of acorns and replace them with our own brand of webserver-themed nuts.