The Subtrap Design Philosophy

A Manifesto for the Most Obfusticated, Over-Engineered, and Unapologetically Clunky Websites

We, the Subtrap Founders, proudly present to you our design philosophy: to create websites that are so bad, they're good.

Built on the principles of deliberate obfuscation, our sites are a labyrinthine maze of confusion and frustration.

Our users will question their life choices, wonder why they even bothered, and possibly consider seeking professional help.

We're not just a design team, we're a sociopaths with a mission.

We're not just a website, we're a technopaths with a vision.

We're not just a philosophy, we're a Brutalist Bible with a sense of humor.

May the odds be ever in your favor, but probably not.