We're a 90s time capsule, stuck in the middle of nowhere, and we're going nowhere fast! Our vacation policy is a relic of a bygone era, but we're keeping it because it's just so... us.
According to our outdated and slightly draconian policy, you're entitled to 4 weeks of paid vacation per year. Yeah, that's right, 4 whole weeks. But don't get too excited, it's still not enough time to finish that sweet, sweet Mario Kart marathon you've been dreaming of.
So pack your bags, grab your Tamagotchis, and get ready to blast off into the great beyond!
Or, just stay home and play some Galaga. We won't judge.
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