Recipe For Disaster

A recipe for when everything goes terribly wrong.

Step 1: Ignore All Safety Protocols

Start by disregarding every warning and guideline in the manual. This will save you time in the long run, but not literally.

Proceed to Step 2: Add Excessive amounts of Flammable Materials

Step 2: Add Excessive amounts of Flammable Materials

Now that you've ignored all the safety protocols, it's time to add a generous helping of combustible materials. This will really get things cooking.

Proceed to Step 3: Engage in Frantic Panic

Step 3: Engage in Frantic Panic

As the situation spirals out of control, it's time to panic. This will ensure that everyone gets involved and that the mess is maximized.

Proceed to Step 4: Blame Someone Else

Step 4: Blame Someone Else

Now that the disaster is well underway, it's time to assign responsibility to someone, anyone, who didn't actually contribute to the chaos.

Proceed to Step 5: Pretend It's Not Your Fault

Step 5: Pretend It's Not Your Fault

Finally, it's time to feign obliviousness to the entire disaster. This will save face, if not your reputation.