Bacon Withdrawal Syndrome

Warning: The following content is highly addictive and may cause severe cravings for cured meats.

Therapy for Bacon Withdrawal | Bacon Substitutes

As the summer of '21 comes to a close, many of us are finding ourselves in a desperate state of withdrawal. The thought of no longer being able to devour a BLT at every meal is almost too much to bear. But fear not, dear reader, for we have solutions!

Therapy for Bacon Withdrawal

Don't let the fear of a bacon-free life take hold. Our expert therapists are here to help you navigate the dark times.

What is BWS? | Our Therapists

We have a variety of bacon substitutes to help you fill the void in your life. From vegan 'bacon' to egg-based alternatives, we've got you covered!

Bacon Substitutes

Because you can never truly replace the real thing, but you can sure try.

Egg-cellent Alternatives | Vegan 'Bacon'
(Note: The content of this page is entirely fictional and not meant to be taken seriously. Any resemblance to real-world conditions or therapies is purely coincidental.)