January: The annual "I'm Still Not Done With New Year's Resolutions" conference. Join us for a series of presentations on procrastination techniques.
February: Our CEO's Birthday Party. Cake, balloons, and forced networking.
March: The Great Outdoors Festival, where we invite all our IT staff to wear camouflage and pretend they're in the wilderness.
April: The "I'm Not Lazy" Day, where we have an open discussion on the merits of doing absolutely nothing for a day.
June 1-3: The annual "I'm Not Dead Yet" Summer Camp, a week-long retreat where we pretend to be our favorite fictional character.
August: The "I'm Still Alive and Not in Therapy" Picnic, where we eat too much and pretend we're happy to see each other again.
September: Our quarterly "I'm Still in Charge" meeting. Don't worry, it's just for fun.
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Disclaimer: Events subject to change, cancellation, or being totally made up. Your mileage may vary. Not responsible for any injuries or emotional trauma caused by attending these events.