Our Janitor

Our Janitor is a proud member of the Janitor's Union Local 666. We specialize in cleaning up after the city's most discerning citizens, including but not limited to: Our Favorite Stains, Trash Cans, Our Favorite Spills

Our Janitor's Code of Conduct

Article I: We will not clean up after ourselves

Article II: We will clean up after you, but only if you ask nicely

Article III: We will use only the finest cleaning solutions and tools, unless they are on sale for 50% off