We have a mission, and it's not just to save the world, but also to look great doing it.
We are the vanguard of the avant-garde, the paragon of the pedestrian, the pinnacle of the plebeian.
We are the ones who make the donkey bray, the elephant dance, and the pineapple pizza.
Our mission is to boldly go where no man has gone before, except where we've already gone, because that's what we do.
And if you're feeling lost, just follow the breadcrumbs, or in our case, the trail of broken dreams and shattered expectations.