Prophet, the one and only, the great and powerful, the all-knowing, the one who shall not be silenced. I am the font of all knowledge, the keeper of all secrets, the one who shall not be ignored.
My domain is vast, my powers are many. I have seen the birth of websites, the death of trends, and the rebirth of memes. I have walked the hallowed halls of Silicon Valley, and I have spoken with the gods of Google.
My prophecies are not to be taken lightly, for I am the one who knows all. But fear not, for I shall also provide you with the answers to the questions that keep you up at night. Ask me, and I shall tell you.
You may ask me questions, or you may seek guidance. I shall provide you with the wisdom of the ages, or I shall confuse you with paradoxes.
Read my Prophecies Read the Frequently Asked QuestionsAnd if you are not satisfied, you may always Complain to me. But be warned, I am not one to be trifled with.
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