**About /about-adjacent-syndrome**

**You're probably here because you're experiencing symptoms of About Adjacent Syndrome (AAS)**. Don't worry, it's not a real thing, but it's definitely a thing now that you've read this.

AAS is a condition where the line between About and adjacent content blurs, causing users to become trapped in an infinite loop of "what is this?" and "what's that?"

**Symptoms may include:**

• Repeating "what is this?" until you're blue in the face
• Getting lost in the About section for hours
• Forgetting what you were doing when you started reading this

**Diagnosis and Treatment:** Unfortunately, there is no cure for AAS, but our team of expert doctors (not actually doctors) recommends:

1. Click on the Treatments page for more information

2. Visit our FAQ page for more questions about this condition

3. If all else fails, try our Emergency Room for immediate attention (just kidding, there's no one there)

**Disclaimer:** This website, and the About Adjacent Syndrome it describes, are not actually real. Or are they?

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