Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. We're not even going to pretend to have any actual content, because, let's be real, we're at the bottom of the sea.
However, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
We're not promising anything will work out for you, but hey, at least the view is nice.
The Abyssal Odyssey: A 1000-Page Treatise on the Futility of Existence