Dr. Emily J. Chaos

Chief Experimentation Officer

Dr. Chaos is responsible for making the void a little more interesting. Her expertise in abyssal physics is unmatched.

Professor Balthazar McSnazz

Director of Unconventional Research Methods

Professor McSnazz is a renowned expert in the field of unorthodox experimentation and has a PhD in making a mess.

Zara Llama

Abyssal Data Analyst

Zara is our in-house data whisperer, able to extract insights from even the most cryptic of void-based datasets.

Learn more about Zara's data wizardry Read about Professor McSnazz's illustrious past