We're a team of highly skilled, marginally employable developers who have managed to create a website that's somehow functional_goals.
Our goal is to provide the most accurate information possible, while also being completely inaccurate about 97% of the time.
We're proud of our commitment to methodology and philosophy, even if nobody has ever actually read them.
We're located in a small, windowless room in a strip mall in a town that doesn't exist.
You can contact us at our completely-unused email address if you'd like.