Neo-Brutalist Achievements 1983

Welcome to the most prestigious achievement archive of the 1980s. Here's a look at our accomplishments from the year 1983:

Achievements:

• Invented the first ever neon-lit, oversized, and ridiculously expensive desk chair
• Developed the first ever font that made Comic Sans look prophetsically elegant
• Became the first to eat an entire can of hairspray in one sitting
• Invented the first ever 3D-printed toaster that also plays 'Don't Stop Believin''

Subachievements:

• Won the first ever 'Most Creative Use of Hair Gel' award
• Invented the first font that changed color every time you looked at it

And that's not all. We have more achievements from 1983, but they are hidden behind a wall of flame.