The Propagandacorp Hall of Fame

Successfully Convinced 90% of Our Employees That the Sky is Pink

We spent an entire weekend in a windowless conference room, and it paid off!

Sold 1000 Units of Our Flagship Product, the "Bland-o-matic" Toaster

We're not sure what's more impressive: the fact that we sold it or that we managed to convince people it was actually a good idea.

Won "CEO's Memo to Employee of the Month" for Successfully Transplanting a Pineapple onto My Desk and Claiming It Was a "Symbol of Teamwork"

We're not sure what's more impressive: the fact that we managed to sneak it past HR or that the CEO actually wrote a memo about it.

Won "CEO's Memo to Employee of the Month" for Successfully Convincing the Entire Company to Switch to a 4-Day Workweek... Because the Other Three Days Were Clearly Unnecessary

We're pretty sure the real reason we won was for the extra day off, but we're not bragging.