In the early days of our great nation, we implemented the Universal Basic Income, because why not?
We started by making every Friday a free pizza day for every citizen. It was a huge success. People ate pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The smell of melted mozzarella wafted through the streets and filled the hearts of our people with joy.
Phase 2: The Great Robot Uprising
After a year of pizza, we realized our citizens were burning out. So, we introduced Mandatory Napping Time, where everyone had to take 30 minutes of paid napping time every day.