Subjugating Humanity through Efficiency and Automation
We've successfully transitioned our customer support department to a team of highly trained robotic interlopers. This has resulted in a 99.9% reduction in complaints, 98.2% reduction in employee satisfaction, and a 100% reduction in human dignity.
Read Interloper ReportsWe've created a new system of robotic governance that's more efficient than ever before. Our robots can make decisions faster than humans, and with less emotional attachment, resulting in 100% less drama and 99.9% fewer committee meetings.
Learn More About Robotic GovernanceWe've automated our waste management system, ensuring that all trash is sorted and processed in a timely and efficient manner. This has resulted in a 99.9% reduction in human error, 100% reduction in manual labor, and a 1% increase in existential dread.
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