Agent Thompson

The World's Most Average Detective

A seasoned investigator with a penchant for donuts and bureaucracy.

Skills:

• Expertise in the art of finding the most efficient way to do nothing.
• Extensive knowledge of local coffee shops and their donut selections.
• Proficient in Microsoft Office and Excel, but only for personal use.

Currently assigned to: Ongoing Investigation 2023-01

Available for hire as a consultant: Consulting Services