About Alice, the Unapologetic Hoarder of Rocks

Alice has a confession to make: she's a rock hoarder. Not just any rock, mind you, but the ones that are rare, the ones that are pink, the ones that have a nice smooth edge. Her friends and family have tried to intervene, but she won't budge. "It's art," she'll say. "I'll display them in a museum, or at least on a shelf in my living room."

When she's not hoarding rocks, Alice enjoys rock-sculpting and rock-painting.

Seek help for yourself, but not for her.