Quantum Sword
The Ultimate Weapon of Choice for the Discerning Bureaucrat
Located in the heavily fortified armory of the Ministry of Redundancy, the Quantum Sword is the most sought-after sword in the land. Its blade is forged from the finest quantum fluctuations and tempered with an essence of existential dread.
Features:
- Quantum Entanglement Discombobulation System - Ensures the sword's cutting edge is always in two places at once.
- Reality Distortion Field - Causes nearby objects to warp and bend to the sword's will.
- Interdimensional Resonance - Can be heard echoing through parallel universes, striking fear into the hearts of foes.
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