The Quantum Torpedo is a revolutionary new weapon, capable of punching holes in the very fabric of reality itself! With its sleek design and robust build, this baby can take down even the most entrenched bureaucratic systems.
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Warning: Prolonged exposure to the Quantum Torpedo may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or a sudden urge to reevaluate your life choices.