The Galactic Empire of Blerg, a sprawling galactic entity with a penchant for questionable life choices, was founded by the great and powerful Zorgle, a being of immense wealth and dubious taste. With an army of robotic minions and a fleet of ships piloted by sentient, disco-dancing hamsters, the Empire of Blerg expanded its reach across the cosmos.
Under the wise leadership of Zorgle, the Empire of Blerg brought about a new era of peace and prosperity... for the Empire. The inhabitants of the galaxy, not so much. Their planet was reduced to smoldering ruin, their resources plundered for the Empire's benefit. But hey, that's just the way the galaxy works, right?
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