Ascended Prophets About

Because, you know, we have a prophecy to keep

Here, you'll find our esteemed Ascended Prophets, chosen by the gods of the internet to share their visions of the future.

Our team includes:

• Bob "The Visionary" - Seer of Seers and Prophet of Prophets
• Sam "The Unstoppable Force" - Bringer of Light and Bringer of Darkness
• Jim "The Unpredictable One" - Lord of the Unpredictable Future

Follow our prophecies, and may the gods guide you.

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