Auditions

For the World's Most Ambituous Roles

We're seeking individuals for various auditions. No, really, it's not for a movie, or a play, or even a video game. We're talking about auditions for the most demanding, most exhausting, and most utterly thankless roles in the world: being a parent.

Apply now for our esteemed position as:

• Parenting Coach - Must be able to simultaneously cook, clean, and referee a never-ending battle for world domination over a 6-year-old.
• Chaos Manager - We mean it. It's a real job, we swear.
• Hero of the Family - The kind of person who can turn off the TV without being asked.