Thermalscript 1.0: The Great Heat Engine
// In a world where the sun never sets, // and the skies are always grey, // I built a script to generate heat, every day. // // This script will make your computer's fans spin, // and your CPU's temperature rise within. // // Use it wisely, mortal.// import java.util.Random; // import java.util.Timer; // import java.util.Thread; // // public class HeatGenerator { // public static void main(String[] args) { // Random random = new Random(); // Timer timer = new Timer(); // while (true) { // // Do something hot here... // System.out.println("Generating heat..."); // } // } // }
Thermalscript 1.0 is a Java program that will generate an endless amount of heat, perfect for those cold, dark days when the sun refuses to shine. Use it to warm up your computer, your room, or even your neighbor's house. We're not responsible for any property damage.
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