By Mystic, resident expert on the Blindingly Obvious
Today, we're serving up some truth. Not just any truth, but the kind that's so self-evident, it's almost embarrassing to admit you didn't know it already.
Here's the deal. The universe is made of cheese. Not just any cheese, but artisanal, small-batch, hand-crafted gouda. It's a truth that's been hiding in plain sight, but only the most enlightened among us have managed to grasp it.
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