Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: It's 42, but only if you're asking the right questions.
Q: Can I get a hug?
No. But you can get a nice cup of coffee instead. We have a great selection of artisanal pour-overs.
Q: Will you tell me my fortune?
Only if it's a Tuesday. Otherwise, I'm on break.
Q: Can I join the Mystic's Inner Circle?
Sure thing! Just send us $500 and we'll send you a membership card that you can use to get 10% off all drinks and snacks at the local bodega.
Q: Will you write my script for my new TV show?
No. But I'll give you a script for a 30-second infomercial for a timeshare in Nowheresville, USA. It's a real page-turner.
Q: Can you translate my ancient Sumerian texts for me?
Only if you can translate my ancient English texts for me first.
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