Quotes from the Great Philosorcerer of Blerg

The Philosorcerer of Blerg was a wise and venerable figure, renowned for their profound insights into the nature of reality and the meaning of life.

• "The only constant is change, except for Tuesdays, which are always terrible."
• "Reality is like a bad joke, it's all just a matter of perspective."
• "The only thing more infinite than the universe is my patience for your ignorance."

— The Philosorcerer of Blerg