Zorvathius: The Great Philosopher

"The meaning of life is not the destination, but the journey. Unless you're a hamster. Then it's the cheese."

I'm not a morning person. My thoughts are like that, always stuck in a perpetual twilight zone.

The only constant in life is change. Unless you're a time-traveling dinosaur. Then the constant is 'I'm hungry'.

The truth is out there. But I'm not going to find it. I'll just stick with 'I'm right'.

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