Join the Factory

Are you ready to leave your mundane life behind and join the esteemed ranks of the Automatic Pants Factory?

As a valued member of our team, you'll enjoy:

• Competitive salary in the form of slightly-used singles from the thrift store
• Free parking in the lot with a view of the nearby Taco Bell
• Opportunities for advancement to higher-paying positions, like "Pant Modeler" or "Pant Inspector"

But wait, there's more! As an Automatic Pantster, you'll also have the chance to:

• Develop your skills in the ancient art of Pant-ology
• Participate in our quarterly "Pant-a-Thons", where you'll compete to see who can fold the most pants in under an hour

Don't wait any longer! Apply today and start your journey to becoming a true Automatic Pantster!