Join the Automatic Pants Co.

Welcome, esteemed applicant, to the Automatic Pants Co.! We are the premier pant factory in the land, renowned for our exceptional quality and our unwavering commitment to making the most comfortable, the most stylish, and the most utterly ridiculous pants in the industry.

Learn about our storied past and how we've become the go-to destination for pants enthusiasts from far and wide.

As a member of our team, you'll enjoy:

• A competitive salary in the form of a steady supply of pizza and beer
• A generous benefits package featuring an unlimited supply of thread and elastic
• A state-of-the-art break room stocked with an assortment of craft snacks and artisanal teas
• A comprehensive training program in the art of Pant-Fu, our proprietary method for folding pants with lightning speed and precision

Apply to join us today!

Don't miss out on this opportunity to revolutionize the pants industry and join the most iconic pants factory in the world!