THE NEON BRUTALIST AWARDS

Best Dressed:

A picture of a person wearing a neon pink onesie

Given annually to the person with the most ostentatious, eye-searing outfit.

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Best Dressed Honorable Mention:

A picture of a person wearing a neon green onesie

For those who almost, but not quite, make it onto the Best Dressed list.

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Most Likely to be Seen in a 90s Time Capsule:

A picture of a person wearing a neon yellow jumpsuit

Given to those who refuse to let the 90s die.

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Best Use of Neon:

A picture of a person wearing a neon pink onesie with flashing lights

Given to those who use neon in the most creative, yet somehow still tasteful way.

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