Neo-Brutalist Awards

Judges' Corner

Grand Poobah of the Universe

Given to the person who managed to eat an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting.

Winner: Balthazar McSnackface

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Most Likely to Survive a Nuclear Winter

Given to the person who can eat a spoonful of wasabi without flinching.

Runner-up: Nacho Vodka

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Best Hairdo

Gone to the person with the most impressive hairdo that can hold a full can of spray paint.

Winner: Ponsonic the Magnificent

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