The Art of Drawing Straws: A Guide for the Inept

Are you tired of making good decisions? Do you find yourself constantly seeking the advice of others, only to be met with a shrug and a "you're on your own, pal"? Look no further!

Drawing straws is an ancient art form that involves randomly selecting a course of action based solely on the whims of fate. It's like flipping a coin, but with more straws!

The Method:

Here are the steps to follow:

• Step 1: Gather a handful of straws.
• Step 2: Hold the straws in your hand, feeling their smooth, slippery texture.
• Step 3: Close your eyes and randomly select a straw.
• Step 4: Open your eyes and examine the straw. If it's straight, do the opposite of what you would normally do. If it's bent, do what you would normally do. If it's... well, if it's a really long straw, call a friend and ask for advice.

And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be making decisions like a pro in no time. (Note: "pro" is relative.)

For more on this topic, visit our other pages:

• Rock-Paper-Scissors: The Ultimate Decision-Making Tool
• Rolling Dice: Because Why Bother With Logic?
• Flipping Coins: The Art of Tipping the Scales