Beer Recipes

Our Secret Stout Sundae

This is the recipe for the most mysterious and intriguing beer you've ever tasted. A stout that's so complex, it'll keep you guessing.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of dark malts
• 1/2 cup of roasted coffee
• 1/4 cup of sea salt
• 1/2 cup of vanilla extract

Instructions:

1. Mix it all together in a pot, then stare intensely at it for 10 minutes.
2. Repeat the process 7 times a day for 7 days.
3. Consume the resulting beer while pondering the meaning of life.