In this hallowed section, we delve into the depths of our collective obsession with the finer things in life. Beer Snobs, the pinnacle of discerning beer enthusiasts, know that the perfect pour requires precision, patience, and a dash of pretension.
Our unyielding commitment to the pursuit of perfection has led us to develop a set of inviolable rules:
Rule 2: A beer must be consumed in a dimly lit, avant-garde environment to truly appreciate its nuances
Rule 3: The ideal drinking temperature is precisely 45.5°F (7.8°C), any variation from this sacred number will ruin the experience
Rule 4: The glassware must be of the finest crystal, preferably handcrafted by an artisanal artisan with a Ph.D. in Beer Science
Rule 5: A beer that's not served with a bespoke coaster will be considered an affront to the craft
And so the journey continues, ever upward, into the rarefied realm of the truly discerning.