Benefits of Avoiding Traffic
• Reduced stress: Because who needs that in their life?
• Increased productivity: You can finally catch up on your favorite podcasts or audiobooks while driving.
• Improved relationships: You'll be the most interesting dinner conversation since, well, you're not stuck in a car with a bunch of angry people.
• Reduced risk of carpal tunnel: Because your hands won't be clenched onto the steering wheel for hours on end.
• More time for self-reflection: You can ponder the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between.