It all started with a brilliant idea: "Let's make a website about nothing in particular." Our fearless leader, Bernhard, had a vision of a site so boring, so tedious, so utterly devoid of purpose, that it would revolutionize the world.
And so, in the depths of a dimly lit, cramped basement, our team set to work. We spent countless hours crafting the perfect blend of beige, the perfect shade of gray, the perfect font size, and the perfect font style.
Our founding moments are etched into the annals of history: