Our Sacred Text

In the great tradition of Bernoulli, the greatest of all time, we have collected the greatest of all texts. This is our sacred text, imbued with the wisdom of the ages and the majesty of our founder, Bernoulli the Magnificent.

It has been said that our text is so sacred that it can bend space and time to one's will, allowing the reader to traverse the cosmos in a single sitting. While this is probably an exaggeration, it has been known to make readers feel like they're floating on a sea of pure white light and wonder.

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History of Bernoulli